Paquet is best CO detector destroyer in the whole damn world. He is very skilled at skiing and loves to be the captain of his majestic boat named the FA PAQUET. When Paquet talks to you, he will always look about an inch next to your face and laching a «TAbarnak » once or twice. Paquet will always be there to punch Antoine if he is anoying or even boud when he does too much coco. Paquet is also a great hunter and loves to take the FA PAQUET on a ride when bin chaud with his friends. Him and his friends will always be ready to go the lac walker with the tacoma bin chaudaille. Love u poquet <3
What is Paquet doing on his sled shirtless?!
Wooow that’s a beautiful Paquet you got there!
Aweille au shack à Paquet!
Wooow that’s a beautiful Paquet you got there!
Aweille au shack à Paquet!
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In English:
“a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window.
(v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door.
(adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole
In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words.
<<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>>
When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together.
Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?)
A: Phoque U!
“a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window.
(v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door.
(adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole
In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words.
<<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>>
When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together.
Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?)
A: Phoque U!
He really wanted to phoque it and thought it’d be easily phoquable; but this slit is just too gaping a hole to phoque! “To bad it doesn’t have that black hairy phoquing strip on it that doesn’t need further phoquing,” he thought, disappointedly :(
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2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
Derek- Look at that seal over there.
Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE.
Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.
Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE.
Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.
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