Phlegmlore

This is when someone is so full of themselves that the actually begin to choke you with their own "greatness" it is used for people that are actually real nim rods

Kanye: Ima let you finish but Beyonce had the best video of all time.... all time

Me: Kayne wtf you phlegmlore

by Lemonmastery December 21, 2009

Phlegmmy

a mentally capable person who has poor hygienic habits and no control over nasal, bladder, and erectile function.

"remember Ian from elementary? dude, he's such a phlegmmy. I saw him walking the halls with his entire index finger up his nose ." "Gross. I remember when he'd scratch his mosquito bites on his legs till they bled. Remember when they caught him masturbating in class?!"

by disobey160 November 17, 2010

phlegkwus

The moment when a son is masturbating, his mother enters the room, and their eyes meet. Possibly the most awkward to say and to think about.

Guy 1: How the fuck do you spell "phlegkwus"?
Guy 2: I don't know, but I experienced it last night, and now I'm grounded. Doesn't she understand that it's just what all guys do?

by scully12 June 12, 2011

phlegm-thower

Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.

What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.

by The mad shatter December 3, 2018

PhlegmBurger

A disgusting burger full of Zak Dobson's phlegm mixed with cheese.

No way you are going to eat that PHLEGMBURGER, you might puke.

by Meoles July 10, 2021

Phleurf

verb - Pronounced FLERF - To speak without adding in Consonants, usually caused by extreme tiredness, or excessive use of alchohol. Also Phluerfing, Phluerfed, Phluerfous (adj), Phluefedly (adv)

After staying up for 30 hours straight, I was PHLEURFING so badly, that nobody could make out what I was saying.

by cowhead cow September 24, 2005

Phlogg

Anything that your roommate whipped up out of shit in the fridge.Usually tastes like shit too!

Hey Bob! Whats for dinner? I'm not sure? I think its called Phlogg. Whats Phlogg? I dono.

by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008