Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

by tttarafied January 19, 2022

West Philadelphia

The part of Philadelphia west of the Schuylkill River.

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground's where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said 'You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.'

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.

Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.

by George Alexander November 13, 2009

Philadelphia Phillies

As much as people love to hate on the Phillies, and hate to love them; they are a pretty good ball team. Talk about loyal, they are the only MLB team in their original city, as well as with the original name.

Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.

"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"

"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."

by Lou Stella April 22, 2008

Philadelphia Hat Trick

When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.

A true Philadelphia Hat Trick: Eagles, Flyers, and Smarty Jones

by Nebuchadnezzar June 7, 2004

Philadelphia

The city of brotherly love, where we eat, breathe, and live Eagles. This is the city that cheered Michael Irvin breaking his neck at the vet or the city that brought freedom to America with the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Whether it is clogging our arties with cheesesteaks or stuffing our face with the best food in America, we are the City of Brotherly Love. We don't care about what other people think about Philly. You can diss our city or call us the worst fans in America, but that is because you're just jealous you're not from Philly.

Rocky, Allen Iverson, and Donovan McNabb are what makes Philadelphia the best city in the world. Even when the odds are against them, they give it their all. That is all we ask of our athletes.

by Joe Santoro September 22, 2005

Philadelphia experiment

An alleged experiment where a navy vessel "disappeared" or turned invisible. the people who were allegedly involved and supposed witnesses all stated instants of people being on fire and not being able to be put out and people being stuck inside of walls ceilings and other parts of the ship that had been solid before the alleged incident. one man was reported to have burned to death after over 12 agonizing hours of being dowsed in water over and over again. the project was reported to have been abandoned for being too risky to attempt again.

I hear you were a witness.

Of what?

The Philadelphia experiment!

by crartonis June 27, 2006