Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

by greenlectern September 1, 2010

phantom gold

Look fresh like an all gold phantom Rolls-Royce

Nigga lookin phantom gold!!!
That boy boogie kimx is phantom gold!!

by Boogie K January 11, 2017

Phantom Pain

The feeling you get when a fire monster is trying to kill you with the help of a red haired person in a gas mask after you woke up from a coma in the 80s while the man who sold the world is playing and the guy who was going to give you plastic surgery dies by being strangled by a person who was sent to kill you and you escape even though they were chasing you on a fire Pegasus

this is the opening for metal gear 5 the Phantom Pain

by WTFamidoingwithmylife April 21, 2017

phantom rag

the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.

J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.

by Jay & B August 1, 2008

phantom shift

A phantom shift is when you have a friend clock in for you and you don't show up all day but still get paid

I got turned up on New Years. My buddy of mine will give me a phantom shift

by Jtran57 April 21, 2016

Phantom troupe

basically a group of people who wanna kill a clan and the leader is a beat boxer that goes by the name “scarlet eye killer” and the last clan member is a spider killer that goes by the name “spider killer 3000” and a member of this troupe likes 12 year olds and goes by the name “ronald mcdonald” and no one understands why scarlet eye killer likes ronald mcdonald 😛😛

spider killer 3000: why did u kill my clan?!
scarlet eye killer/phantom troupe leader: i didn’t know the chain user was a girl 😯😛

by gonsshoes on tiktak September 29, 2020

phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.

"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."

by A Shankles December 20, 2008