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Peyton Manning

The next Dan Marino. Can deliver the deepball without much effort. Can complete short passes with just the right speed so that it's easy to catch but hard to intercept. According the the pro-bowl Querterback challenge, Is the most accurate QB in the league right next to Matt Hasselback. Has set 14 total NFL records and 33 NCAA school records. Never has done drugs. Is the Tennessee Volenteer's all-time leading passer. Has a SEC Record in wins as a starter. Set the NCAA all-time record for interception percentage. Had a 3.61 GPA. Despite all this, never won the Heisman trophy (WTF's up with that!?), set the record for QB rating and touchdown mark with a rating of 121.1 and 49 touchdowns.

So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football
Peyton Manning does not choke in playoffs, his team does.
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.

EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg

EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING
by Spikesy June 11, 2006
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peytonimor7-ism

1.) The self consience belief that you are superior to all people in just about anything that you do. (especially in such things as Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare2 and Farmville) This behavior is very funny and amusing to watch, for he whom calls others noobs, is truely the noob.

2.)It is the act of saying "pro" in just about every sentance that you say.

3.)It is the act of being a douche.
Peytonimor7-ism is:

Putting videos on YouTube about how great they are in Call of Duty.

Inviting a girl to play CoD at thier house.
by Legalous Y Aragorn <3 January 28, 2010
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peyton

A very romantic man , who has a very unique taste in woman and has an abnormal size d*ck !!
Omg I need someone like Peyton
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peyton

A very handsome man, with a look that kills the ladies, sometimes awkward but thats what makes him the man he is
Peyton is a man with good looks
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Peyton

verb.

to hop on somebody's D in front of them.

Derived from Peyton who hopped on Will's Dee right infrotn of her current boyfriend, Nick.
Nick: Dude..... She was mine... go fuck yourself peyton ( Noun)

Nick: Wow, way to peyton all over my shot. (verb )

Nick: Well, someone's acting very peytony..... ( Adjective )
by FoxxiestPokaa January 1, 2013
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Peyton Manning

QB for the Indianapolis Colts that DOES NOT CHOKE

Peyton Manning would have 3 superbowl rings if he had as great a defence and as clutch a kicker as Brady had. QBs don't win championships, Coaches, Defence, and clutch kickers win championships. Tony Dungy always choked, even when he was with the Bucs, Peyton's defence is always no good, they can't stop the run and ultimitly that is what causes you to lose games, and Vanderjagt is the biggest choker in the league.

So what, Brady is 3-0 in superbowls, does that actually make him better? No, it just means he has a better supporting cast. Take away Deion Branch, Vinitary, and his defence he has 0 Superbowls. Period. Football is a team game, and it requires a team effort to win championships, Peyton's team NEVER seems to show up, especially his defence and kicker, therfour Peyton is excpected to get it done. Brady has a defence to fall on, Peyton does not, therfour Peyton is required to keep the offence on the field longer. Granted Edge James helped him out with that, it's still a LOT of pressure on you in the playoffs, and as a result you make more mistakes.

Why is it QBs are mesured in Superbowls anyway? How does winning a superbowl improve your arm strength? Your arm Accuracy? Your mobility? It dosn't. Peyton Manning has better arm strength, Arm accuracy, and even mobility than Brady, so how is Brady better? Because his team has a better defence and wins superbowls?

Besides, Brady isn't that clutch. In his first superbowl againts the Rams, he threw for 145 yards, no touchdowns, and an interception. You call that clutch? Peyton has had 15 touchdowns in 9 playoff games. Anyone know what Brady's is? 15 touchdowns in 11 games. Peyton has had a perfect game in the playoffs in 2003 againts the Broncos, Brady has NEVER thrown a perfect game. Ever. I mean, if your Clutch, you HAVE to be in the two-minute drill, and Peyton has a HUGE advantage over Brady in that area, thus proving why he isnot only a much better leader, but also much more clutch than Brady with the game on the line.
Anybody who knows ANYTHING about Football would know that Peyton Manning DOES NOT CHOKE, his kicker and defence chokes. Brady on the other hand, had a kicker, a great coach, and a defence that was great, therfour he wins more rings. QBs don't win championships, Defence, Coaches, and Kickers do (Which is why Dan Marino never won a superbowl)
by Killer Kobe November 14, 2006
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Peyton Manning

Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts - 2 time league MVP - is unstoppable, apart from when he's in snowy weather, in a place called Foxboro, in the playoffs, or against a team named the Patriots. Likes to think that Indiapolis is a team, but knows that he alone is the Colts.
Marvin : Yo Peyton, we're off to Foxboro to play the Pats in the playoffs - WOOHOO!!!!
Peyton : *curls into a ball*
Weather reporter on TV : And in Foxboro this week, it's going to be snowing non-stop...
Peyton : *slashes wrists*
by MartinezPatriot17 September 8, 2005
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