peters

Verb
a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..

can also describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.

'peters came to my house last weekend, and peters-ed my guitar amp. i only found out when he told me.'

'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'

look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..

by bigfathobbit November 24, 2009

Peter

Sticking your fingers into her vagina and then quickly into her mouth while shouting PETER !!!

Gosh he Petered her really well!

by x Not the guy next to you x April 10, 2019

peter

peter is gay and has a chode

your so gay peter

by fgghgghyh March 20, 2019

Peter

A lovely young lad whos farts smell like vegetables

that smells like peter!

by deez nits October 10, 2016

Peter

Verb: To automatically friend zone yourself. Usually via gestures of helping a prospective female with help for exams or classwork.

Man: Hey look at that guy hitting on that girl!

Man #2: He'll probably Peter that situation up.

by chobani October 9, 2010

Petered

When a little bitch nigga breaks your water bottle

Damn that girls Zoe got petered

by Zoe the savage March 23, 2017

Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.

So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.

by Eragonic January 21, 2019