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Shoe Perv 

Someone who checks out someone else's shoes in a lustful manner....
Wow Rachel is such a shoe perv...look at drooling over those kitten heels!
Shoe Perv by Minxy_uk May 22, 2008
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Police Scanner Perv

A citizen who listens intently to a police scanner all day and night so that he will know of all of the fires, murders, robberies, assaults, etc. that occur in his town. The PSP then gleefully informs his friends the next day of the gory details.

The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.
Dispatcher on Scanner: We have a 10-59 on 25th and Maple; a house is burning, a trauma team and a fire control team are en route.

Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!
Police Scanner Perv by Loxi July 18, 2009

chat perv 

Chat perv could be male or female or a little of both. They chat as if they are normal for a time then they start perving on people.

Beware the chat perv. They are perverts and child molesters undercover. They will tell you that you are just uptight and anal so that you will not kick their droopy asses when they start their perverted chat and you tell them to shut the fuck up!
justhere: Old Smurf is one of the biggest chat pervs I have ever seen! I love him!
fedup: I know. I really get off when he cybers me. I wonder if he would leave his wife and six kids and come live with me?
Meg: Hey you bitches! Old Smurf is mine. As soon as his youngest daughter leaves home he is with me! Don't forget that!
gabby: Well hate to tell you this but Old Smurf's tool is as small as his brain. I saw his pictures. You are all screwed.
chat perv by autobot January 18, 2007

Reverse the Perv 

When someone is accused of being a pervert, they then try to convince others that they in fact are not a pervert by accusing the original accuser of in fact being the true pervert.
Ohh you know Chase?? Well after the other night when he was being a pervert by cheesing in all those pics with my girl, he totally tried to reverse the perv on me in front of all our friends.......

Phone Perv 

Someone who looks at your phone without your permission
I saw Sophie taking a sneaky look at Bens phone, she is such phone perve.
Phone Perv by Sajesty October 3, 2018

swerve and perv 

Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.
"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"
swerve and perv by Kractoes December 2, 2013