Pretentious

When someone believes they are better than others without actually having anything to back it up.

"I don't have Hulu or Netflix. Cant be bothered to waste my life on that stuff" -a Pretentious twat, usually male.

by cherryblossom111 August 25, 2018

Pretentious

A kid who tries to get into a college just to impress people. And someone who thinks he is better but is really a try hard dickhead. Someone who sucks at everything theydo especially baseball and covers it up with all "talk" and no "walk"

Zach you're a pretentious dickhead. Because you always wana be better than everyone but you know you're just the same. Sorry bro

**cough**cough**dickhead**cough**cough**

by ShakerRaider5 April 19, 2012

Pretentious

To have a boyfriend, and a figure.

"Dominique, you're so pretentious!"

"That's right, and he's a doctor."

by Lady Ashley June 12, 2018

perfentious

Amazing, funny or fantastic

The food was perfentious

by Gigideygamer July 1, 2023

perfentious

Amazing, good

That food is perfentious

by Gigideygamer July 1, 2023

Perpentous

Constantly bad, or clever

The Perpentous hipster was known for the crimes.

by whimsicalflyingfish February 2, 2025

Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017