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perkin

perkin is very bad
haha im a perking im gonna fake a duf
duf kil perkin
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Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.
'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'
by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016
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Perkin

A black tall kid with glasses and wears air forces daily and is gay and likes a guy name damisi
perkin-Is gay
by djkrfuthfndfg April 30, 2021
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Tobias Perkins

A skibity toilet rizz sigma. Once said to defeat baby gronk
by Gyatman October 19, 2023
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Perkins

The world’s greatest ball hog, would slime out their mans in an instant for tud
Man 1: Yo I told you not to tell Perkins about her
Man 2: Yea that one’s on me
by RazerLizard December 21, 2024
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perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!
by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023
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Scott perkins

An illusive man ,lives in over 16 countries ,smooth as silk ,loves to wear the most shittest marks and Spencer black faux leather gloves ,could be described as a hit man. Enjoys wetgerspoons daily and enjoys an Iranian hooked once a while
Hey man is that Scott perkins ??..how do u know its him ??? ....its definitely him cos no other fucker would be seen dead with them shite leather look gloves
by the beesting December 20, 2022
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