percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005

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Percussionairey

slapped together, a band-aid that won't hold, weird, highly suspect

Bob: I don't know what happened to this toy car, the wheel fell off of it. I think it was held together with a toothpick and some hot glue.

Jim: I don't know, Bob. that sounds very Percussionairey.

by Aloha Beaches April 15, 2021

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A percussionista is slang for a female Native American who played percussion instruments near the territory of the Ajapeua and Onondaga. This term is fairly offensive and can be used to discriminate and harass others.

1 - hey did you see that percussionista with the fat ass.
2 - dude just cuz she’s got the bongos, doesn’t mean you can use that term, it’s very offensive I am no longer friends with you
1 - ayo mills buddy what the hell was that

by Cool person 69420 January 4, 2022

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Percussion

Percussion musical instruments played by striking with the hand or with a handheld or pedal-operated stick or beater, or by shaking, including drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles.

"Do you play the percussion." "Yes, I do"

by PinkBeanBoiiiiiii June 3, 2022

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percussion section

The part of the band that nobody cares about but has the HOTTEST girls in it (even hotter than the flute girls)

Also you get to bang on drums. Don't ever ask anybody to willingly play the xylophone. They won't

God, Roy! Look at those HOT girls next to those guys in the percussion section!

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

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