Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 27, 2003

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Penile yeast

penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.

Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 04, 2019

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Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special April 01, 2022

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