Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

Straight as a pencil by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Sharpening the pencil 

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

Sharpening the pencil by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

stinky pencil

when a man gives a woman anal, and pulls out right before he ejactulates and writes his name in semen on her back

"why is she wiping off her back?"
"cuz i heard joe gave her a stinky pencil"

stinky pencil by MidgetStalker113 April 26, 2010

Smelly Pencil 

When a group of friends slide pencils through their ass cheeks and whoever has the smelliest wins

Person 1: I’m bored you wanna play something?

Person 2: Yeah I’m down for some smelly pencil

Smelly Pencil by BOBO1217365 December 17, 2020

Sharp pencil 

Another phrase for a massive faggot.

- OP was a sharp pencil today.

Sharp pencil by CaptainObvious1 December 5, 2012

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

sharpened pencil by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

Sharpening the Pencil 

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

Sharpening the Pencil by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011