pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

Pence-Pence

Match’s Nickname for Pencil

“Only “I” get to call her Pence-Pence”

by TwoSevenSixThree May 21, 2023

pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude

I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.

by uniqueid November 16, 2016

As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024

Pencing

The act of placing Trump / Pence Campaign signs end to end forming a boarder around your yard forming something similar to a fence.

Omg look at the Pencing those redneck fucks put up in their yard

by LongDongLarry September 24, 2020

Pencing

The act of 2 makes electrocuting each other until climax.

I'm a little sore from pencing all night with the VP.

by Big Guy74897628947689 November 13, 2016

Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.

I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.

by Whatev2070 May 8, 2020