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pedophile playground

A pedophile playground is an area where a pedophile would have immense amounts of fun, such as a swimming pool, a Junior High/High School car wash, a daycare, or an actual playground.
Dude, the swimming pool is full of little kids today, it's like a pedophile playground! No one our age is there, let's go somewhere else.
by B-Low and Tay-Low July 25, 2009
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pedophile mustache

The thick, bushy mustache usually found on most pedophiles. They usually have no other facial hair and a "bowl cut" style hair cut that is found on most young boys.
"Wow, look at that guys pedophile mustache , I guarantee he enjoys raping lil' boyz in the butthole."
by Ace8904 February 17, 2008
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Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.
That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy
by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010
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pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child, or children under the age of which is legal in the country.
John was searching for little children by the school to abduct; what a pedophile.
by Kuriin April 30, 2003
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Jellophile

Someone who receives sexual satisfaction from Jello, or other gelatin products.
I love watching how that Jello shakes.

Dude, you're a total Jellophile.
by kijafa May 30, 2011
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Petrophile

Petrophile is someone with a huge forehead. Lives in a van. A.k.a. a little man whore with a little thingy.
Oh look! It's Petrophile!!

Hide yo kids! The Petrophile is here!
by Anti-Petrophile September 12, 2013
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pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))
"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"
by minpin rico May 24, 2015
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