Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
by 10001110101... March 1, 2019
Get the Groupon peenmug. A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".
by mteverst1 June 3, 2018
Get the peen machinemug. A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 January 7, 2009
Get the greasy peenmug. 
by nutfarht August 16, 2022
Get the peen chopmug. 
Someone who has ascended past the normal level of peen through enlightenment and in turn is the leader of the peens
by The Peen God October 23, 2018
Get the Peen Godmug.