Pedro

(slang) noun: A mexican. Used to define any mexican doing something incredibly stupid, annoying, or is just plain retarded. A group of mexicans are called pedros.
1)Get out of the way pedro!

2)That damn pedro is blocking the road again by parking his car right in the middle of the road!

3) Damn pedros stole my bike!
by NoneOfYourDamnBusiness July 12, 2012
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a term used to difine a gentleman that looks like a woman from behind, but a yeti from the front.
dang, i've been Pedroed! the girls a dude
by poq October 22, 2004
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Pedro is a guy who has a Massive Cock and goes around and Dick Slaps people named Jose on their forehead and leaves a big red mark on it.
Pedros Cock Has The Girls Going Wild
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A small fragile guy who loves to be dominated by his girl. He secretly wishes for Ricky Martin to shove his penis inside him.
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1.) A mexican name. Very common.
2.) A character in Napoleon Dynamite.
3.) A sexy beast. Homosexual. Born in 1982. You will love him no matter who you are. aka. Paige, Page.
1.) Hey Pedro!
2.) VOTE FOR PEDRO
3.) Adam: I LOVE Pedro.
Matt: He is my homeboy.
by Rudy4Evr June 10, 2009
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Pedro is an asshole inconsiderate douche bag that likes to masturbate to his mom all day. He's an airhead and he doesn't know what he's doing and he's a complete idiot! If any other definitions say other wise be advised they're lies!!!
Pedro is an asshole! "I agree" -Andrew
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otherwise known as the "pedrophile." A homo mexican whose hobbies include : whining, bitching, emo underage boys, and thriftyness.

This character has a pale complexion due to being online so many hours looking up boys.

1. What a PEDRO! (Noun) = what a whiny bitch
2. Hey, the PEDROPHILE down the street is on cops!
by confessabear July 14, 2008
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