peanut butter addict

Someone who loves peanut butter more than anything else in the world. Will eat any amount of peanut butter to satisfy their crazy craving for the stuff. Similar to a crackhead needing more crack.

Rosa, a peanut butter addict, loved peanut butter so much that she sold her car to buy a life time supply of peanut butter.

by BM1985 March 06, 2006

peanut butter pussy

smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.

by chromescar October 07, 2007

Peanut Butter Cheeks

When you take a shit and theres so much doodoo in between your butt cheeks it feels like peanut butter.

Example 1 - Bob took a mean shit and got peanut butter cheeks

Guy 1 - Damn, Took a big shit and now i got peanut butter butt!

Guy 2 - That sucks, I took a shit last week and had it too.

by LogicNG November 13, 2010

Peanut Butter Balls

A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.

Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.

by fifftysor January 23, 2010

Peanut Butter Overload

When you eat peanut butter and it starts to feel like it's clogging your throat.

Tommy was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when he got peanut butter overload and had to drink some water.

by sleepysteve December 14, 2010

peanut butter gutter

A bedroom act where one takes a schmear of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) between the cheeks and his or her partner proceeds to extricate said peanut butter without using hands.

Jimmy wanted his tinder hookup to give him a peanut butter gutter but she had a severe nut allergy.

by Scott South March 17, 2017

Peanut Butter Creme

The act of peanut butter creaming yourself aka shitting and jizzing in your pants at the same time.

I ate some peanut butter creme oreo's and peanut butter creamed myself.

by Oreos4Life June 12, 2009