Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.

Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

pause designs

Creators of the best T-Shirts in the world, created by Eric Pause

There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns

All of these T-Shirts can be found on pausedesigns.com

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by TheFederalNerd October 31, 2011

Good pause

When you hit "pause" on a tv show right as someone does something amusing - such as a terrible facial expression, or suggestive gesture,

"That's a really good pause - Ellen looks horrified at her own joke"

by mama mirabelle February 10, 2010

give pause to

make somebody hesitate

This should give pause to even the greatest enthusiasts.

by jarochobosse March 29, 2017

pause the game

a parent that has no idea what the internet is and also could be apart of 9/11

pause the game

by jksyu November 13, 2022

pause-to-talk

Pausing live television so you can have a conversation in the room without missing the show.

Amy uses pause-to-talk a lot during the show so she doesn't miss the conversation or the show.

by eFrazes August 9, 2010