Brooke Patterson-Kerr

Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.

Charlie: Hey look over there!

Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*

Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*

by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020

Benny Patterson

That nigga he pull all the bitches he fine asl and loyal, clingy, funny, and not short and he have a loving girlfriend name nalee👍🏾

Benny Patterson is him

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023

chelsey patterson

chelsey is the most beautiful girl in the world and she all ways knows how to make you happy and will always be nice to you

chelsey patterson

by Chelsey and Conor January 29, 2021

Patterson

The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.

Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."

by Wouldsuffice December 8, 2020

Patterson

A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.

Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.

Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through

by Bobbydazzler87 October 21, 2023

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

D'Mitri Patterson

Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man

D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected

by Spookydmdaboss1 May 6, 2022