pastriotism

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.

If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.

by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

Pastry Bitches

Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.

dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!

Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches

by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012

Plastorasaurus

1) Someone who is so beyond intoxicated that they begin to stomp around with arms curled in and waving about uncontrollably, leaving only devastation and destruction in their path (most often on the way to the bathroom to throw up). This elusive creature may also be known by its unmistakable call of garbled words and constant repetition of the same phrase over and over again.

2) A term to describe anyone you know who is always that one person who gets way too drunk, even though they know their limits, or everyone tells them to stop drinking, yet they continue to anyway.

Noun:

1) "Dude, Jimmy turned into such a Plastorasaurus at the party last night."
2) "Don't drink too much tonight man, we don't want to see the Plastorasaurus again."

"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Plastor...asaurus.....Fuck"

Adj:
"I hate it when you get so Plastorasaurus that you can't even walk across the room."
"Jesse is Plastorasaurus again, keep him away from the glass table..."

by mtc121 July 30, 2009

pastra

pastra is a youtuber with the mascot of clyde, aka an ORANGE. FUCKING. SPAGHE-- *gunshots*

also the orange spaghetti gets fucking traumatised by a lanky demon called lankmann real

but yeah pastra mostly does content about horror games/series like fnaf, it steals, walten files and under the lighthouse

his artsyle is cool too

pastra is really fuckin cool /pos

by Neutral_Destiny May 7, 2022

Pasto

We be smoking that pasto pack. fuck pasto

Me herb and all of ebk and 150 smoking that pasto pack.

by EBK SMILES November 5, 2019

Pastrana Syndrome

Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.

My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legit case of Pastrana Syndrome!

by Nigel Bennett November 1, 2020

Pistoriachor

The smell or fragrance of baking.

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

by CJ1326 October 27, 2021