Paranoid lesbian theory

For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.

“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”

by Jlo13 March 18, 2018

Paranoying

The act of causing another to feel paranoid.
An informal term, this is not a real word.

Stop it, dude you're paranoying me.

by Stevef1310 October 19, 2018

paranoid space

A place where paranoid and oversensitive people go to feel safe from imaginary problems.

The newest paranoid space is opened to the public.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg March 31, 2019

pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014

Healthy paranoia

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

Dead end paranormal park

A very good show that you should watch

“Hey have you watched dead end paranormal park?”
“yeah man i love that show!”

by The Axolotl Queen July 5, 2022

Parannoyed

Easily annoyed, constantly being annoying.

Bill is parannoyed; whenever anyone makes a loud noise he gets extremely annoyed.

by DJLEV December 17, 2012