Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.

Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.

by Real sound February 16, 2009

Parlez Vous Buttsex

1.) A direct and effective way of propositioning a potential sexual partner for intercourse of an anal nature. This method never fails.

2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.

Man: "Hey, baby. Parlez Vous Buttsex?"
Woman: "Chaaa! Only like... all the time!"

by Dendralis-Sama May 26, 2008

Parleying

Conservatives giving each other reach arounds over conspiracy theories on Parler.

Kyle and Ken are parleying over Babylon Bee’s post.

by Mbail November 9, 2020

jack rabbit parole

parole taken when you break out of jail.

"howd u get out?"
"Jack rabbit parole"

by Kansas April 8, 2005

Parley

A derogatory term used to describe a male who is ineffective in many or all aspects of his life.

Bob: Hey, did you get the reports from bill?
Dave: No, I didn't.
Bob: Man, that guy is such a parley!

by Parley99 January 9, 2010

on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 10, 2006

paraless

the devolution of paramore after the farro bros left the band

person 1 :hey have you heard of paramore's new album
person 2 : you mean paraless?

by andiaziz December 4, 2012