Rosa Parking

Specifically, parking in a spot that is off limits to you.

Also, parking in a metered spot and refusing to pay, parking in a spot with a stated time limit and grossly exceeding it, parking in a spot too small or large for your vehicle, taking up two (or more) spots.

Finally, parking in a place that is not designated for parking.

"Damn, this Wal*Mart lot's all full except for the handicap spot... that's just not fair. It's time for some Rosa Parking."

"Dude, must've been a woman Rosa Parking that Escalade square over the line."

Neil Armstrong to Buzz Aldrin: "What the hell is this Geo Metro doing on the moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "oh that bitch is certainly Rosa Parking!"

by Duncan McQueirter December 14, 2010

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!

by jal logan January 31, 2009

Parking-Brake

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.

Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.

by Theworddumpster November 21, 2009

Partying like Max Payne

When one goes out in public after ingesting a lot of hard liquor and pain killers.

I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!

by unclepayne August 25, 2013

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008