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bald paolo

a man who suffers from male pattern baldness in the worst way. the bald paolo may simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that he has no hair and will even attempt to grow and style it regardless of the harsh reality.
"my god, have you seen bald paolo recently? he claims to have grown a full head of hair! its just a skullet!"
by 123 jerk May 12, 2009
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palol

Look, there goes the girly man.

PALOL at him.
by gulilin12 December 11, 2008
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parallel park

when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees
"Last night Jeff dominated her so good he parallel parked right next to the tv."
by tommy stizzle April 28, 2008
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parallelogram

!: dude whats up with that weirdo?
@: chill man hes a parallelogram
by myaaw August 3, 2010
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Parallel Chatting

The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.
Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.
by 37coolhandluke37 October 1, 2011
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parallel logic

Running two arguments side by side under different and contradictory rule sets. Especially, creating an analogy and denying that others make conclusions between them.
P1: I go through harassment from the leaders of this organization just as the Jews went through harassment from Nazi officers.
P2: You haven't as much as been placed under surveillance, let alone that kind of duress.
P1: I'm not comparing the two! I'm using parallel logic.
by Poor Lurker October 29, 2012
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38th Parallel

1. A specific line of latitude.
2. The official border between north and south Korea.
3. And arbitrary thing to yell during volleyball games.
Yeah! Take THAT to the 38th parallel!!!
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