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poo parkour

The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall.
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as "shitraceurs".
Man 1: I ran out of toilet paper and was so desperate I did an Army low crawl into the next stall so I could wipe my ass.
Man 2: That's some serious poo parkour!
by MrGryphon April 7, 2013
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Parkour

The best sport on earth.

Parkour is the art of movement. The discipline of using your body to overcome any and all obstacles in your path.

Not only is Parkour a sport, but also a way of life. parkour practitioners, called traceurs, often share the "parkour mentality": That all obstacles, mental and physical, can be overcome.
John: Holy shit why is that guy climbing the church!?
Joe: It's parkour, dude.
by mickeynotmouse September 5, 2010
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Parkour

It's pretty gay. Started by some emo kids from the suburbs, these total douchbags hop around on buildings, jungle gyms, and each other.
Faggot #1 hey bro, lets like go and do some Parkour
Faggot#2 Right onn bro and maybe after we're done we can go and listen to some underground hip-hop and Dave.

Pedestrian #1- God what abunch of posers!
Pedestrian #2- Well you can't blame them, there're what you call " social rejects"
by Jodu December 26, 2009
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parlor pink

A not-quite-Bolshevik that acts like she doesn't really mean it. Cookie-pusher.
Arianna -- from right-winger to parlor pink in fifteen minutes.
by cornholio October 14, 2003
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Parcour

"You have to watch this parkour video, it's crazy!"
"It's actually spelled parcour. It's a french word."
by Newrougecolor March 1, 2010
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parlor

People in Buffalo, New York don't have "living rooms," or even worse, "family rooms." They have parlors. It's the room with couches and usually a TV set where everyone goes to relax.
"Hey Tom, put the Bills game on in the TV in the parlor, but mute it. I've got the stereo tuned to 97 Rock."
by Spartan Tom June 15, 2009
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poof parlor

When a man smells like a females powder room. Too much perfume and odorous scents.
Ross Anderson smells like a poof parlor
by FeckwenChebender December 2, 2013
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