Parents

People you suddenly grow very fond of once you don't have to see them every day.

Teen: God, I hate my parents. I wish they'd hang themselves.

Older Brother: Don't worry, you'll be tolerate them pretty well once you rent your own apartment.

by NG14916 March 5, 2011

Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

by aaron April 19, 2005

Parent

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave

Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Parenting

Making sure at all times your kids are successfully beaten.

"I once had magical powers, and I wished that my house was larger and considered cooking the television, later I did parenting."

by David Kline May 14, 2004

Parenting

A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.

It’s called parenting, Look it up.

by YungHumor November 28, 2018

PARENT

a person who has no talent or accomplishments and therefore has children to order around usually and get respect for worthless restrictive ideas.a parent knows some people will respect them for there age and status as a parent even know they are a bufoon and idiot.

sure he shot dave but hes his PARENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by todd lissner July 15, 2006

Parents

Those ppl that gave birth you and raised you, but then when you get older they think you being right in an argument is "disrespectful".

''My parents said that is disrespectful."
"Yes, when i win an argument it is very wrong."

by Moeyoyaa January 10, 2021