Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.

Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

yo slap happy pappy

the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy

erm...see above

by ninj4 March 23, 2004

Happy pappy pippy family

A family of four - two happy, rich parents, who are deeply in love and nothing can break them apart - and their children, usually a daughter, the queen bee of the class and her brother, an absolute alphamale. All members of this family are highly active on social media and very popular throughout their peers. The parents behave in the same way as their children - they befriend their kids' lackies' parents and manipulate them until they submit too.

Nobody:
Happy pappy pippy family FB account: "We're so happy, *a photo of kissing parents*, emoticons.
A comment under the post:
Happy pappy pippy mother: "OMG, so cool! Love yalls!!

by zucchini2 June 9, 2019

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.

Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

by Not Giant Dad May 17, 2018

romantical pappy

when you grow a beard to be an alpha male like your dad and he screws your cockhole using a water balloon as a condom to assert dominance and to let you know you are still his baby child.

My dad did me a romantical pappy because i thought i was an alpha like him

by fourletterlover May 31, 2022

Ur pappy trappy

Ur pappy is a trap

Jon-ur mom gay
Bill-ur Dad lesbian

Jon-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur pappy trappy
*Space time continuum collapses on its self and world ends*

by Sheebyguythememeking March 12, 2018

pappy snail

a man by the name of pete who is rather passive aggressive and very snail like in his little hermit ways

fucking pappy snail is being a real fuck head today

by bbuck nbfsgbnbteyhndb June 19, 2018