Panda

State of drunkenness, commoly thought to be the ideal state of intoxication between "tipsy" and "shitfaced"; characterized by dopiness and laziness, but also being kinda cuddly like a panda.
Note: effects of being panda usually do not involve the compulsion to eat bamboo. Usually.

Chris: how drunk are you?
Will: Panda.

by Panda-boy January 22, 2011

Panda

A best friend that you also have sexual relations with; you both are there for each other and do whatever you can for one another but you both are comfortable enough with your friendship to have sex. This is not something that should not be confused with Fuck Buddies or Friends with Benefits.

"Amanda and Tom have this weird relationship." "I heard her say they were Pandas."

by Underwater Basket Weaver April 4, 2015

Panda

A boy or girl who is black/white/asain. A panda can have a dominate trait in either one of these three parts. Some pandas are generally kind and are trusted friends. On rare occasions pandas can be very aggressive but a little bit of weed generally calls them down.

I love talking to my panda he's so caring.

Those two brothers are pandas because their dad is white and their mom is blasian.

by Cello boi March 28, 2015

Panda

its the greek god of vengence, either that or im a liar.

"The great panda will rule heavens skys and send down planes of fire and dispair from every cloud."

by burkland February 14, 2004

Panda

A Panda is a thick chick with a pretty face.

Yo you going smash that chick again. No bro she was a Panda.

by @jessemonte May 27, 2016

Pandas

another word for weed.

Guy 1: "Hey dude are you high?"

Guy 1: "Yeah man I'm on pandas!"

by dpanda January 1, 2012

Panda

A black and white. A slang term for a police car or police officer.

Hide your stash, a panda is making the block

by kbez June 5, 2016