Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

paer

a misspelling of pear. nothing else. did you expect slang for something related to sex? believable.

paer

by DonglemyBongle June 17, 2020

paecrophiliac

A condition in which a person experiences sexual desires for the dead young.

a:Y'know steve the kindergarten teacher? I found some cyanide in his coat pocket
b:He's a paecrophiliac

by The righteous one March 4, 2004

Pærn

adjective

A norwegian expression for abnormal child-molestation.

Mother: Oh my god! That molestation was so Pærn!

Father: Sorry...

Son: Does this mean I am HIV now?

by Academic76543 March 17, 2011

PAEDOWND

To slip a length to a fifteen year old. The word allegedly hails from Scotland.

Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005