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ownage

the process by which a person (s) is 'owned' or defeated with tremendous skill at something
actual conversation featuring rather large amount of ownage on facebook group 'i hate waiting for the bus'

Person one: Not actually a fan just thought i'd say if you're tired of wating for the bus GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK YOU LAZY PEOPLE. The economy is a temporary problem in our country but obesity was around before during and i'm pretty sure it'll be there after so start getting exercise in and stop taking the bus.

person two: lol person one :) you're funny man =D

group admin:Thats funny? yeah u walk and get to ur destination on time u idiot. get urself out of this group u ignorant little shit.

person one: i reckon you can get anywhere on time if you leave early enough perhaps you should be more organised in your outings. plus sometimes waiting for the bus makes you late and you would've been better off walking which surely defeats the point of the bus. when i said what i said i was joking around when you called me an idiot and an 'ignorant little shit' that's rather a personal thing to say. also leave person two alone what he finds funny is his opinion and i think you'll find he's entitled to it! final point i wouldn't have joined this group if it was actually possible to leave a comment without doing so, so maybe do something about that before having a go at me in such a deliberately personal and aggressive way. if you have anything valid to say back say it if not i think it'll be your turn to take on the role of the 'ignorant little shit'

person one: (later that day) your silence speaks for itself

person three: well done person one... that made me crack

person two: lol person one, you're a bit random.

person four: haha nicely said
by coit105 June 22, 2009
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Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)
John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.
by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009
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He got leetly owned by that n00b
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ownage

To be supreme in skill.
Commonly used in video-games.
Also used to describe anything cool (could be clothing, games, anything).
That killstreak by SK|Heaton was total ownage.
by Bas Dirks November 30, 2003
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ownage pyramid

The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Powner
I am on top of the ownage pyramid!!!
by Larry Franks November 4, 2007
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