ONION

a girl who swooped in and stole your man who she is still with

too bad the onion doesn't know that he came back to me one more time...

by zingabob March 4, 2003

Onioning

When you shoplift from the supermarket by scanning items through the self-service till as an onion (the lowest price item).

In a shameful display of self destruction, depression and sickening greed (potentially malice), pitiful celebrity TV 'chef' Anthony 'The Abhorrent' Worrell Thompson was caught literally red handed onioning a bottle of red wine and some camembert. His family are dutifully shocked.

by jamejame January 21, 2012

Snazzy Onions

Something good or amazing.
A good alternative to use instead "cool beans" or the like

Bri "did you catch that episode of game of thrones last night"
Matt "yes it was totally snazzy onions"

"that new song is snazzy onions"

Dad "What did you think of dinner tonight"
Me "snazzy onions"

by kiwi_in_melb April 3, 2019

Western Onion

A youngster's pronunciation of Western Union! Funny & Cute!

When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!

by Starchylde June 28, 2016

Frosted onions

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.

When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.

by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016

Wet onion

When you have sex, and that pussy smells so bad it makes you cry.

Man, Lindsey had such a wet onion when we fucked

by Wet onion April 1, 2015

soviet onion

a. The attempt of spelling "Soviet Union" but incorrectly spells it "onion" making it a communist vegetable.

Is that the soviet onion?!...oh wait I meant union.

by sovietonion June 12, 2017