Onoway

Onoway is a small town somewhere in Alberta, a trashy canadian province. We have 3 churches and everything is horribly overpriced. Our highschool OJSH is a wreck and the kids here think they're more important than they are. Filled with queer kids, stoners, alcoholics, wannabe cowboys, and pedophiles.

"Hey, you ever heard of onoway?"
"No, where is that?"
"Nevermind."

by Nachovarga4 May 24, 2024

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!

Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

One way ban

It's a synonym for blocked on the internet

You one way ban him. He can't make the algorithm put the videos up for you and he'll move on

One way banned that dude

by Giddyahhdude30 November 13, 2025

A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death

He's on a one way life jerk

by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020

A one way

Masturbating. Like a three way but alone.

Going to hit a one way tonight.

Rey hits a one way often.

I hear he's an expert at a one way

by SafetyRey December 4, 2020

Detroit One Way

Not stopping at red lights, after dark, in Detroit.

Honey, be home by 10pm take the Detroit One Way and get home safe.

by FireStud169 December 3, 2024

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021