Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 09, 2004

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time

1. a bitch in real life
2. similar to an entire redwood tree up your ass.
3. scientific bullshit used to screw the working class over.

1. damn, i had to work overtime at three, the only time that hot swedish chick wanted to fuck.
2. i lost all that time in prison.
3. time is calculated by blah x blah - blah / blah x blah2 - blah x blah - sq rt of BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!

by I did hilton sisters, angelina jolie, mishca barton, and gauge all at once. May 03, 2004

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On timing

Something our lord and savior daddy rage has made a thing. Basically when somebody is balling out or bein dat nigga. Friendly reminder to pray to lord rage and Grunt Lives Matter 🗣

They way flight was clapping his tight little bussy on rages fat humungocock showed us he was on timing

by Kingkenyatta15 July 03, 2021

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