Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

time

1. a bitch in real life
2. similar to an entire redwood tree up your ass.
3. scientific bullshit used to screw the working class over.

1. damn, i had to work overtime at three, the only time that hot swedish chick wanted to fuck.
2. i lost all that time in prison.
3. time is calculated by blah x blah - blah / blah x blah2 - blah x blah - sq rt of BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!

by I did hilton sisters, angelina jolie, mishca barton, and gauge all at once. May 2, 2004

On timing

Something our lord and savior daddy rage has made a thing. Basically when somebody is balling out or bein dat nigga. Friendly reminder to pray to lord rage and Grunt Lives Matter 🗣

They way flight was clapping his tight little bussy on rages fat humungocock showed us he was on timing

by Kingkenyatta15 July 2, 2021

Time

A system to keep a look on events.

n/a

by vermin October 22, 2003

Time

The man everyone fears on Xbox Live. The master of quickscoping, as well as pwning n00bs' 24/7.

Rhys committed suicide because Time pwned him on COD so frickin hard.

by SlowCheetah December 2, 2011

Time

Something that we constantly run out of

Time is running out

by Time time time May 21, 2018

timefulness

The state we enter after practicing mindfulness meditation where time stretches such that we get more done with less of it - and where the perfect external events occur 'just in time'

She was an expert at the art of timefulness as she always busy but never rushed and always delivered ahead of schedule and always at your side to help just when you needed her.

by Nountinence April 20, 2018