Turd Tong

It took the little girl hours to pick up all the dog poop on the yard with her turd tongs.
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Pong Tong

A point like the top of a meringue. When you are squeezing icing onto a cupcake, that final point you do to complete it is called a pong tong.
I am going to make a very satisfying pong tong on my cupcake.
by vampiregirl2002 June 28, 2020
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tong head

Someone who was pulled out of his mothers vagina with tongs at birth and still has the impressions on his head, or just a nice derogatory name to call someone you dont like.
Hey Jesse, you're being a real tonghead.
by Krisoff July 24, 2004
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Smelly Tong

A smelly tong is a tong that has been through a series of crappy events. This is often screamed out of the window as a profanity, or One would call themselves a smelly tong when handling their own poo!

A smelly tong is someone's dirty digits. Typically a "smelly tong" would consist of your thumb and index finger, both which have been shoved inside of your crack so that you can savor your flavor.
Ex: Smelly TONG!

Ex: Smelly Tong, you've done wrong.
by Turkey D November 13, 2010
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shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)
Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.
by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003
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James Tonge

A tall lanky German bloke who likes beasteality
Hay is that james Tonge fucking that horse
by Jimbober2535 December 19, 2021
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tong-heelpher

Slight wearing of the clitorus due to being a flip-wreck
Cor blimey guv' I've typed too hard now I got a right old tong-heelpher
by dude May 19, 2003
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