tile texting

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.

I am convinced my boyfriend is tile texting some girl. in the bathroom for hours with his phone.

by tardilady March 4, 2025

celling tile

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty

A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die

by I love celling tiles May 31, 2024

tile backsplash

A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"

Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.

by 69chipmunks69 July 26, 2024

Tile Ass

Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.

Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.

by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020

Tiling

The act of slowly applying mortar on the crevices of another person's body, and meticulously placing ceramic tiles on the edge of said person's skin. Also, following with an appropriate amount of grout to the openings between each of the tiles. This should only be performed by adventurous people, and those who are willing to consent to this daring act.

You want to try something new babe? After a long day of tiling, I am curious as to how it would feel if I were to tile you.

by We the TWERK family July 13, 2017

loose tiles

When tiles are cracked, loose or defective they no longer fulfil their original intention, which is to prevent the ingress of water, dust, heat and cold. Similarly, when other systemic failures occur it may be said that there are ‘loose tiles’ present

Strewth mate, must be some bloody loose tiles in the big smoke aye? Every flamin’ bastard has the plague again!! Christ all bloody mighty!

by zosohd23 December 30, 2020

tile on my arm

An uninteresting companion of low intelligence and mediocre in appearance.

I wouldn't even use that tile on my arm as a life raft if we were on the Titanic.

by Captainm0r9an December 26, 2017