Another term for a foot job, appropriate when the giver's feet are a little hairy or the act is animal-like or extremely vigorous.
She gave me a hoof hugger so hard, I had to wrap my cock in gauze afterward. There was so much friction, I thought we were going to start a fire!
by Something Bigger June 03, 2009
When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.
"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."
by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017
by ThaneOfDumbass October 11, 2010
bung hoof - a broken foot australian slang coming from bung meaning broken and hoof referring to the foot
by kyle_johno_kohnston October 11, 2011
by Ben Tolman February 19, 2010
'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.
by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 25, 2005
A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.
by joemillslol September 09, 2008