Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

by Sack of Nuts March 4, 2011

Sit on my dick

Telling a female to ride the dick in a cruel way

What's up babe girl come sit on my dick

by King Crue March 6, 2018

honor my dick

a statement one makes before a girl is about to perform oral sex. It is a classier version than saying "Bow down to my dick".

Guy: Miss, would you please honor my dick?
Girl: Certainly good sir. I would love to.

by senator hummus November 11, 2010

Burping on my dick

When a girl is an ultimate tease or blue balls you. If you need to go home and masturbate after being with a girl, then she just burped on your dick.

Jordan: Aye, how was your date last night? Did you do anything?
Parker: Nah bro, she was burping on my dick all night.

by BrownHawk April 3, 2014

off my dick

When somebody all up in your business, just say "Off my dick!" Or when somebody's hating on you.

Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.

by bvtch_iball November 14, 2013

dance on my dick

A sentence invented and uses by famous gonzo pornstars as Rocco Siffredi and nacho vidal.
The woman is on top of the man with his
dick in her ass or in her pussy.
The woman should move her ass in a
circular motion (sexy dancing) and by doing so arousing and increasing sexual pleasure to her partner.

Dance, dance on my dick, baby.

Jasmine sure knows how to dance on
nacho dick.

by rashif September 6, 2004

Pimp My Dick

When a hoe is trying to slurp your shit.

Damn. That hoe is tryna pimp my dick!

by EazyYoDaddy November 8, 2018