vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard
Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard
by Chadthefran March 14, 2017
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nasty custard

The resulting potpourri of squishy feces after a particularly violent diarrhea episode.
Dude, after the burritos and booze last night I made a really nasty custard this morning in my old lady's bed.
by Ed J. September 16, 2006
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snatch custard

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.
by fat brewer January 23, 2010
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Cunt Custard

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"
by Jake Reed March 01, 2006
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bum custard

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...
She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard
by Squirrelking May 12, 2004
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custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.
As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.
by urban pervert June 17, 2003
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custard chucker

When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.
"Oww, my eye... You fucking custard chucker!"
by Immortal-Jake May 10, 2006
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