by yuritarded695959595 December 18, 2019
A person who enjoys things. That's it. They don't obsess over it. They just like it. Enjoyers may have abs of steel, good genes, large jaw, muscles, 6ft tall.
by Chevyman95 February 17, 2022
A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.
Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 02, 2019
The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
R U N
R U N
by FunnehBoi December 29, 2020
Average Virgin means people who abuse their Snapchat stories with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins
Virgin: yo I just won a game of Fortnite!
Me: I don't car.. Average
Virgin: HELL YEAH!!!, I hope snapchat likes my win.
Snapchat: we don't care, get A LIFE average virgin
Me: I don't car.. Average
Virgin: HELL YEAH!!!, I hope snapchat likes my win.
Snapchat: we don't care, get A LIFE average virgin
by Zicardo April 29, 2018
The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020
He is just your Average Joe.
by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022