above average

“omg do you see that hot guy over there?”
“yeah he’s above average”
by yuritarded695959595 December 18, 2019
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Average enjoyer

A person who enjoys things. That's it. They don't obsess over it. They just like it. Enjoyers may have abs of steel, good genes, large jaw, muscles, 6ft tall.
"Why yes, I am an average enjoyer of DC"
Can you feel my heart plays
by Chevyman95 February 17, 2022
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The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.
Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 02, 2019
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The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N
The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...
by FunnehBoi December 29, 2020
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Average Virgin

Average Virgin means people who abuse their Snapchat stories with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins
Virgin: yo I just won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't car.. Average

Virgin: HELL YEAH!!!, I hope snapchat likes my win.

Snapchat: we don't care, get A LIFE average virgin
by Zicardo April 29, 2018
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Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020
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Average Joe

Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.
He is just your Average Joe.
by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022
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