Stoned

Being made helpless and having many stones/rocks thrown at you until death.

Jeremiah was stoned to death.

by Buh February 21, 2003

stone

(verb)
1.To throw stones at.
2.To kill by pelting with stones.

"I've got seven women on my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine"(Take it easy - The Eagles)

by Crazy Country Cowgirl February 28, 2011

stones

Short for the beer, Keystone.

Hey Steve, pass me a stone with the quickness.

by steve June 19, 2005

Stoned

To become a stone after smoking.

Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.

by Fuckchris May 18, 2015

stone

usually has dimples, plays basketball, and has a long ass dick

damn that boy stone fine as shit dude

by jackerbooty February 25, 2018

Stone

Ah, I see how you reached the deepest part of the Urban Dictionary just to hear me tell a story. I shall tell a story then...

Stone is basically a kind of rock. Stone is also a name for someone but it’s an odd name.

Basically if you’re called Stone then they mean you are dumb and your brain is basically a stone.

“Hey, look at that suspicious stone!” Said a young child
“What are you talking about? I’m Stone!” Said Stone
“Oh... then you’re dumb hah!” Replied the young child.

by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018

stoned

Smoking to the point in which ones self is beyond high and sees everything with less reality, better insite, and goes in to deep thought about things and starts an account on a dictionary site for no apparent reason looking at definitions and thinking about those

I was so fucking stoned

by fuck.it...drugs April 7, 2015