asian obligations

The stuff that most Asians are obligated to do. Includes orchestra, debate, piano, rigorous classes, math team and so on.

White kid: Hey Cho, can you hang out after school?
Azn kid: I doubt it. I've got a debate meeting after school, I have to study for an AP Chem test and then I have to go to an orchestra concert.
White kid: Asian obligations, eh?
Azn kid: Yup.

by crusty.noah August 21, 2007

4 second obligatory

When as a hot babe approaches you, she makes subtle eye contact, then looks away for approximately 4 seconds so you can check out her goods with neither of you feeling uncomfortable.

Guy1: Dude, how did she not bust the way you were oggling?
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory

by Skipf32 September 8, 2007

Oblique

when you feel so triggered shook and tilted at once

you make me so freaking oblique

by jrod jgod October 8, 2017

obligation message

when you're IMing or texting someone and the conversation reaches a point where you have nothing left to say but you feel obligated to respond anyway

person 1- "why are you staring at that blank text?"
person 2- "because i dont know what else to say"
person 1- "ooo, got that obligation message feeling?"
person 2- "yep"

by K7A2T6 November 10, 2010

Obliterated

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.

by Oily bastard August 9, 2018

Oblivian

A person who is so wrapped up in their own world (i.e., phone call, thoughts, convo, whatever) that they totally miss the obvious (usually dangerous and stupid) things to which they should be, but are not, attending.

Did you see that dude on the phone? Totally just walked into a light pole!

Yep. He's a total Oblivian.

by psychdude007 January 16, 2013

oblio

instigator of a pointless argument

so what's your point Oblio

by aucunpoint September 8, 2007