octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

Octopus Stage

adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.

Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.

I'm at the octopus stage!

I wash athe octhopush sage!

see also: octopussy

by Le Passenger May 19, 2008

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019

awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus

Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!

by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013

Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril

“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”

by JB707 February 25, 2021

octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

by themadsinger April 13, 2022