captain obvious

When someone says something so obvious, they never needed to say it in the first place.

Derf MacGuergan: "Shoes are tied in loops."
Andrew King: "Thank you Captain Obvious!!!!!!"

captain obvious by A. King. April 1, 2005

Stating the Obvious 

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

Stating the Obvious by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

Thank you, Caption Obvious 

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

Thank you, Caption Obvious by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

pbviously 

A word. A very good word. That is all

I pbviously know how to use this word.

pbviously by Juliannadarlene January 17, 2011

Obliviously

When something is so obvious it freaking confuses the person who didn't see it, making them oblivious.

"Hey did you know Clark Kent is really Superman?!"
"Yes, didn't you?"
"Obliviously not!"

Obliviously by ModernByron June 25, 2015

Dobviously 

By combining the two words, duh and obviously, you are left with obviously. This word refers to something so obvious it would be stupid or foolish to think otherwise.

1. "Is the sky blue?" asked Pat. "Dobviously!" replied Margo.
2. "It's cold out today, dobviously," Shane remarked through chattering teeth.

Dobviously by rascalcat3001 October 16, 2017

No shit captain obvious 

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

No shit captain obvious by Frameton December 24, 2021