nutrino

A person who just wants to have fun, not getting involved in fights or arguments. Named after characters from 80s cartoon 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

My friends tried to pull me into the debate, but I told them I was a nutrino.

by nutrino July 21, 2007

nutrisystem

Another fake diet program kinda like weight watchers that's supposed to help you use weight, but really doesn't and practically scams you out of your money

Person 1: Oh Boy, Nutrisystem, I can wait to loose 50 pounds!!!

Person 2: You mean that fake program, don't bother wasting your time. My friend tried that and it only made him Gain more weight than loose weight

by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 4, 2016

Nutrition

A concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. Certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. Nutrition's units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the Latin based "JHO" language.

"You can't simply spell nutrition without 'nut'"

by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019

Nutritionicism

- Belief that your own nutritional diet is in every way, shape or form better then someone else'.
- Being certain that only people of your nutritional diet are right, and the opposite people are always inherently wrong.
- Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different nutritional diet.
- Excessive nutritional zeal.

(Mostly applies to Vegans always antagonizing meat-eaters for eating meat)

Vegan - You're a hypocrite for eating meat but also protesting animal abuse!
Meat Eater - Just because I don't like the animals getting abused doesn't mean I can't eat meat...
Vegan - OMG, that isn't even close to a response, like.. You're so wrong and I'm right!
Meat Eater - You're such a Nutritionicst...
Vegan - What's that?
Meat Eater - You don't know what Nutritionicism is!? Just look it up on Urban dictionary..-

by JAckKSpaRrrwoOwW April 20, 2020

nutritional warfare

Increasing fiber to encourage the passing of gas.

I will utilize nutritional warfare to get my boyfriend to fart first in our relationship

by CIKU_120821 April 19, 2022

nutrition Karen

People who forces a diet on people.

They are a nutrition karen for trying to force me to become a vegan.

by helloIhatepeople February 2, 2023

Nutritional Thermodynamics

The study of food and diet through the principles of energy transfer, transformation, and metabolic efficiency. It goes beyond calories in/calories out to examine the thermic effect of different macronutrients (protein costs more to digest), the entropy of digestive processes, and how dietary composition influences metabolic rate and heat production. It's the science of eating as a thermodynamic engineering problem for the body.

Example: "Her nutritional thermodynamics approach was ruthless: 'That pastry is a high-entropy, fat-dense system with low thermic yield. It'll deposit energy with minimal metabolic work. This chicken and broccoli is a structured, high-protein load that'll raise my metabolic furnace temperature just breaking it down.' She was fun at bakeries."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026