reek nut

After a long summer day, you get back to your bedroom and drop your trousers. You catch a smell, a foul smell. It turns out its the nut sack that your momma gave you. Its a smell that no one can describe, but everyone knows... its the smell of reek nut.

Yesterday I went to fuck my girl all for her to turn me down because of my reek nut.

by Rim Greaper December 27, 2016

Alaskan Nut

When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.

The girl at the shaved ice shop gave me a blowjob and I busted an Alaskan Nut.

by tried these??? July 5, 2017

Pre-Nut Devil

The opposite of post nut clarity (What comes before it). Refers to the exaggerated sexual and hormonal drive that a guy experiences when horny, usually resulting in embarrassing or awkward moments when conversing to a female

Guys friend: So what happened between you and Jessica? Why did she block you?
Guy: Idk man, I got possessed by the pre-nut devil and asked her to send me nudes... I fucked up

by Pre-Nut Devil victim May 5, 2021

Busting a Mighty Fat Nut

v. Ejaculating in a satisfying or otherwise noteworthy manner, especially if an unusually high volume of semen was produced. If the nut was busted under embarrassing and/or hilarious circumstances, chances are it was a mighty fat nut.

I was jerking off in my room, and right as I was about to finish my mom called me down for dinner, and I yelled "coming!", then started laughing really hard at the double-entendre, but the laughter made me double over and I ended up busting a mighty fat nut all over my brand-new polo shirt.

by The Splartmeister January 7, 2017

suicide nut

When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible

"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting

by Suicidenuttee089 April 7, 2017

No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019

Venus Nut Trap

Directly following anal sex, the testicles are inserted into the wide open sphincter, which immediately contracts around the balls, holding the nutsack hostage in the butthole.

Michelle: Is Joe out of the hospital yet?

Vickie: No, I Venus Nut Trapped him last night. He'll be in there for a while.

Nicole: Serves him right for putting it in your butt.

by poopside March 15, 2010