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more balls than dick

aka MBTD, or B>D

Should be self-explanatory, but if you need a hint:

Describes a male of the species suffering from testosterone poisoning to the degree that he operates an overly powerful and/or noisy vehicle in a manner hazardous to others, presumably in an effort to proclaim his overwhelming manhood to those others.

Hopefully he will claim the Darwin Award that is rightfully his prior to maiming or killing the more responsible humans in the vicinity.
Phrase inspired this afternoon by a schmuck driving a red Merc C63 AMG at at least 20mph over the limit in the Geary tunnel in SF (I assume to hear his manly V8 echoes), and continuing to swerve around traffic westward into the sunset...

Since he is obviously compensating for, ahem, shortcomings in other areas, the dude in question definitely exhibits more balls than dick.
by Clever Boffin March 14, 2014
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i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..
"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"
by jana-banana January 12, 2009
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More issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
"X" argh they have more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.
by Rhimjob June 21, 2011
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Like/more than/same as I think you're dumb

1. (slang) Used to give emphasis
Girls: Your wife is pregnant Like/more than/same as I think you're dumb
Rehan: Pregnant cats are not for girls
by JayMoneySpamsL2 February 19, 2019
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more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.
chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm
by Mike March 12, 2004
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more soup than solid

diarrhea, the hershey squirts, mudbutt, the shit's, loose stool, liquid shit, gurgler,
Gee Bob I heard you in the toilet just now, sounded like a real gurgler. You know it Stan that was more soup than solid
by the freinds of propecia August 1, 2008
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