When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.
by realnice6969696 December 16, 2008
by evildave August 16, 2011
refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.
"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"
"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"
"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"
by giverofscottisheggs February 03, 2009
When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop
by Pushing poops July 26, 2021
The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.
by Sinh September 26, 2015
To "play/use the Scottish whistle" is to stick your fingers down your throat in order to make yourself vomit, either to enable you to continue drinking or to ease the burden of the hangover the morning after.
by justmick September 09, 2018