noodle

Something that is practically incomprehensible. Has many different meanings to different people but no matter what it is extremely degrading.

Everybody except for Noah is a noodle, including Patrick, Tim, Marykate, Caroline, Bobby, Stephen, Trevor, and especially Frankie.

by azarmang October 25, 2011

Noodling

In massage, a light, teasing touch near the genital area without making direct contact with the genitals.

Stop the damn noodling and grab my big Johnson.

by IZAK December 28, 2005

Noodle

ones brain, mind or sense of rational thought.
can also be derogatory.

This sh!t is baking my noodle.
Im losing my noodles.
ya friggin noodle head.

by Sham-master-shane September 17, 2004

noodling

-the act of submersing yourself in a body of water in hopes of catching a catfish. The trick to it is to use your dinkus, rod, or penis as bait.

We went noodling down in Arkansas in the rivers. 'I caught me a big 'ol catfish on my dick!'

by BoscoSuperDude October 1, 2008

noodles

Greeting

Noodles!

by Lord Riff Raff August 8, 2003

noodle

A homosexual asian man

kim jong il is a noodle.

by chris jack December 25, 2006

noodle

blown out pussy lips

a noodle that sags atleast 3inches or more

by pussy pounder January 8, 2009