Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

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Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a game like monopoly because you are pussying out of finishing a game when you know you will lose.

You: Just finish the game you're going to pussy pause again
Me: Shut up you ratchet hoe I"m done

by Suny D January 6, 2014

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pause designs

Creators of the best T-Shirts in the world, created by Eric Pause

There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns

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by TheFederalNerd October 31, 2011

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pause-to-talk

Pausing live television so you can have a conversation in the room without missing the show.

Amy uses pause-to-talk a lot during the show so she doesn't miss the conversation or the show.

by eFrazes August 9, 2010

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Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.

Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

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