Dad

Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did

Girl; hey daddy, where are you
Boy:

by Magnum dong125 June 20, 2019

dad

that thing that you haft to deal with on weekends

my dad is gay

by mydadis69 January 13, 2019

Dad

Something that is nonexistent

Jeff: Hey, I saw my dad yesterday!

Henry: What's a dad?

by bossyne December 28, 2020

Dad

A Son's First Hero.

A Daughters First Love.

Son: Dad I Want To Work Where You Work One Day.

Daughter: Thanks Dad I Love You.

by Jack Marino June 16, 2013

Dadness

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

dad

A legend.

Dad is a legend.

by Dad 5 December 22, 2017

Dad

A daughter's first love and a sons first hero

Don't you just love dad

by Bill Nye the non science guy August 14, 2016